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Tooski

A women of womanly origins with cute checks and nice buttocks

"I heard he likes cock"
- Tooskis Mom
Look at that Tooski! What a wierdo, I think he likes loli?
by LargeAidzzzz696969420XXxx March 7, 2022
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Back on the tools

Returning to being single after a small amount of time in a relationship. Returned to having to rely on masturbation for relief again.
Bob's bird gave him the push last week. Poor sod is back on the tools again - his right arm is like an engine piston.
by reginald molehusband October 20, 2016
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Tootsie Rollin

The sexual act of passing a solid piece of fecal matter back and forth between two anuses while reaching through each others legs and helping to manually release your parter.

When two people bend over,press their spread asses together, and one shits into the others ass and it is passed back while your jerk and finger each other to orgasm.
Shit girl me and my man was tootsie rollin last night.

So i kidnapped these two sluts and forced them into some tootsie rollin.
by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008
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Tooks

Someone that you can't live without, the girl of your dreams and the freak of your fantasties. She is that "it" girl, independent and charming, every mother love her and all the men want her.
"I need me a Tooks, she's perfect"
by Da kid Shawn November 13, 2011
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Tootsie Roll

The mixture of kahlua and root beer. It tastes like an alcoholic version of a tootsie roll.
It was brought to the public eye by the show How I Met Your Mother on the episode "Slutty Pumpkin"
"Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Lily: Kahlua and root beer.
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll."
by Margo Roth Spiegelman II June 18, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.
I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.
by Ojizzum March 1, 2008
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