Tonda

Czech name that have only king of the kings. They often have alt right opinion and they drunk very much.
They have huge dick, they are funny and very loyal.

Tonda je kurevskej borec!
Jo to je.

by Acido November 21, 2021

Lonage Tonage

Same thing as ownage and pwnage. It means that you defeated someone really badly in a video game or that you are really good.

We are a Lonage Tonage clan.
Elvemage was a Lonage Tonage pker until he got banned.

by Andrew Gower January 22, 2008

rusty toenail

While facing each other simultaniously masturbating, the big toe is inserted into each others asshole. Then flipping to 69 position placing the shitty toenail in each others mouth.

Joe and Suzie are currently being treated for hoof and mouth disease because of the there rusty toenail marathon.

by B. Sac February 9, 2008

tone

something a lot of females want to do when they workout...hello, it's called building muscle

"I don't want muscle, I just want to tone"

by snack goddess June 29, 2004

Tonawanda

Tonawanda, NY (city, FIPS 74166)
Location: 43.01080 N, 78.88191 W
Population (1990): 17284 (7062 housing units)
Area: 9.8 sq km (land), 0.8 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 14150

A.k.a. Small ass Boring City

This word is usualy used as an insult.

"Yo you be from Tonawanda you so boring."

"Where are you from TONAWANDA!?"

by BA-ling March 6, 2003

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

Tone deaf

An adjective describing a person who can't hear the difference between off beat and on beat or on key and off key

Person one: hey can you give me an example of a tone deaf person?

Person two: look up country music on Spotify

by Sub to BIGFAIL April 17, 2020