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Tonda
Nader: I have a Tonda, It's the fast
John: No'z you d@ weaks
Nader: Vtech Gt4
John: Seriously, that's fast
John: No'z you d@ weaks
Nader: Vtech Gt4
John: Seriously, that's fast
Tonda by John Rebrebzayeb November 7, 2006
Related Words
Tonda • tonday • Tondabos • Tondalay • Tondalaya • Tondaleigha • tondani • Today • today years old • tenda
It feels really good to be alive today!!!
Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....
E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!
E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!
It feels really good to be alive today!!! by guaymas February 14, 2012
Today’s Mass Shooting
A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.
Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
No day but today
A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".
"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.
No day but today by kydie November 28, 2005
Today you, tomorrow me
From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.
Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me
No need. Today you, tomorrow me
Today you, tomorrow me by Rahxephon000 December 22, 2010
i just busted a fat nut earlier today
i just busted a fat nut earlier today by xray489 March 21, 2021
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober
An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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