Someone who is tottally awesome, has bad grammer, and smokes a shitload of drugs, also has a huge dick, amazing hair, (says sources at 7-11), and gets terrible grades.
by R0B0 B3AST June 28, 2011
Get the Jeffrey Weissmug. Jeffrey is a racist narcissist who everyone loves for some reason. He has lots of friends and can come off as lovable and trustworthy. He is very goofy but don’t be fooled by that act. In the end he only cares about his ego and what all his friends think of him. If he says he loves you, don't believe it. Jeffrey always has hoes on his dick because of how popular he is. Dont think its because of his looks because he has the worst hair in the world. Literally wtf was he thinking getting bangs with a mullet. Smh the only thing he has going for his looks is his ocean blue eyes. Plus, for as many sports as that boy plays it sure as hell does not look like it. (Not OnE bit)
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
But dont believe a word that boy says because its all an act, an illusion even. The second he finds a girl with bigger tits then you, he’ll drop you faster then a fly off a wall. Don't even be affected by it because in the end you’ll look back and ask yourself why you put up with a controlling, racist, homophobic, sexist, 2 inch dick boy. You’ll ask why you put up with being told to go make a sandwich or go back to the kitchen or how he would constantly say the N word hard R, or how he called lots of people the F slurr. In the end, OVOID THIS MAN CHILD AT ALL COSTS.
Guy 1: Um whos that?
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
Guy 2: Thats Jeffrey
Guy 1: … He just said the N word and hes white
Everyone: oop
by anonymous July 14, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug. The quotable leaker from the hit show Let's Talk Fortnite with Nolan, which you can watch on the Literally Your Mom youtube channel. He unfortunately died from brain cancar on September 22, 2020 but was resurrected on October 31, 2020. Also he is really fucking sexy.
by LiterallyYeMom November 6, 2020
Get the Jeffrey McWilliamsmug. Has a missive penis with a big but cheek that is hot and gets woman and they suck him off so hard, he also wieghs no pounds.
by Jeffrey J. Jeff July 17, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug. by bonethegreat August 19, 2014
Get the Long Jeffreymug. Jeffrey, a really gay guy with a huge nose that most kids make fun of. Hes a tru nibba and is really good at video games. He will be a virgin all his life and loves to masturbate to his classmates photos on schoology. But all in all his dick is really tiny, but his heart is big.
by Bigpeen32 May 15, 2019
Get the Jeffreymug. by HeheBurghir November 24, 2020
Get the Jeffrey Dauhmermug.