Tijuana Whistle

euphemism for a person who gives fellatio

... going to find me a Tijuana Whistle and blow it until my jaw locks ...

by chum_bucket May 27, 2012

Tijuana cameraman

This is the doctor that sticks the camera up your butt for a colonoscopy.

Jeff, you don't look so good, man. What's the matter?

"I've got an appointment with the Tijuana cameraman tomorrow. He's gonna have a look inside my tunnel south of the border."

by shock6906 December 15, 2011

Tijuana Curtain

A used female condom.

She left a Tijuana Curtain on the floor.

by blusmks August 2, 2011

Tijuana Toothpick

When they ride reverse cowboy after coating your dick in taco seasoning.

That room never smelled the same after I gave her a Tijuana Toothpick.

by Logicalnoise January 18, 2023

Tijuana crockpot

When a man and woman are completely naked both seated on a toilet, man on the bottom, women sitting on top of the man with her legs wrapped around him, both are defecating at the same time while simultaneously in in the act of vaginal love making.

After enjoying their favorite taco cart the couple retreated back to their their hotel room to participate in a Tijuana crockpot

by Ezypicknz February 12, 2023

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Tijuana Jump Start

When a male inserts his flaccid penis into a woman while she is on top, and subsequently offers her pepper to induce a sneeze. The sneezing action thusly causes contractions to cause the penis to become erect.

"Damn bro I didn't have any pepper last night. I really wanted to kick things off with a Tijuana Jump Start"
"ah damn that sucks dude. You could try using some cayenne next time"

by yourhornymother420 February 2, 2024