Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.
Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom
by Dirty Chaos August 01, 2017
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Tijuana whisper

When you’re 69 Ing with your girl, and the breath from your nose tickles her butt hole
The Tijuana whisper interrupted our 69.
by Liloilo March 17, 2019
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Tijuana rumbler

Slang for a Mexican transvestite. Much of the Tijuana female population look like the men, making it very difficult to spot transvestites. In many instances men engaged in anal sex with a Tijuana woman get a little surprise when she lets out a low, raspy moan (rumble), because in fact she is really a man. Sometimes this is the only way to tell. The real women actually squeal instead.
Used in a sentence - "I was in Tijuana last weekend screwing this whore who turned out to be a Tijuana rumbler. Holy shit was I surprised!"
by Dark alley traveller March 05, 2010
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Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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tijuana stop

completely missing the stop sign and stoping half way passed it
“you passed the stop” “tijuana stop..”
by sillylex May 20, 2018
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Tijuana dentist

Surprising this is not available on the Web: I've burrowed around and cannot find it. It is probably Hollywood slang from the 1940s, when it was common to travel across the US / Mexican border to get excellent dental work for a quarter of what you'd pay in California - remembering that anybody with aspirations to go before a movie camera must have a better-than-perfect smile.

"Tijuana Dentist" is a euphemism for crossing the border to get a quick abortion, if you happen to be an aspiring starlet who gets knocked up. In that era there was no easy path to a legal pulling of the rabbit. So if you were expecting and did not expect to expect you would tell everyone you were going to Tijuana to get your teeth fixed.
If you say "She's taken a week off to go see a Tijuana Dentist" it means the young lady in question has made a quick trip South of the Border to get a fetus yanked.
by SpeedyBB April 04, 2022
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tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey
dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!
by stick09 August 10, 2009
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