Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Titty tax

Any funds that are spent with the end goal being to see a woman's breasts. Can be used in both professional and amateur situations.

Ethan: So I took my girlfriend to the opera last night.
Tyler: Man, that's one steep titty tax.

by Webstersdickionary January 12, 2011

Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisand

thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

aahh!!! Fuck Shit Cock Ass Titti Boner Bitch Muff Pussy Cock Butthole Barbra Streisand

uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Titty Do

When a girls belly hangs out more than her titty do.

Elizabeth has titty do.

by blah blah blah121564 September 24, 2009

titty pound

Another word for one getting titty fucked

Damn did you know Claire got titty pounded last night?

by Jay Zilla February 13, 2014

tittyshitting

Just like shitting, but more fun to say.

You've got to be tittyshitting me, dude! Pete Carroll called a pass play from their one? Bruh!

by R eezy February 3, 2015

titticles

Old, skinny, saggy titties that hang to the waist line. Often seen without bras, titticles flop around like tentacles, wreaking havoc on everything around.

"Be careful of our waitress, man. She almost hit you with her titticles."

by MetalTimmah February 26, 2015