wrinkley ladder

A chain of elderly men, connecting penis to mouth.

I walking in on my grandpa participating in a wrinkley ladder saturday night

by YeetyMcYeet May 3, 2018

Banter Ladder

A ranked ladder describing whom the author would most like to fuck within a group/league and/or club

''I can't believe I'm ranked 3 in the Banter Ladder'
'Congrats mate, Luke must really like you'

by PremierBananaman May 22, 2017

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Ladder Bucket

A small plastic container that connects to a ladder so the painter can urinate without climbing down. There is a maximum fill on the bag, if it gets too full a bell rings and it tips over like the bucket at Great Wolf Lodge soaking all the children below below the ladder.

It’s hot as hell out here, I’ll definitely be there for Jose’s ladder bucket.

My kids get so excited when the bell rings, they run right over to play in Jose’s ladder bucket.

by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023