smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

grape-kun

An innocent penguin who gave up everything for his true 2D love. Is considered to be the ultimate Otaku between the bird family

Grape-kun. Its name was Grape-kun.

by Krammer3inches January 25, 2018

Grape Chat

A group chat that consists of 8 friends who reside in multiple states across the U.S. At one point, all of these friends have either worked, shared a hobby, or lived next to each other. There is an occasional appearance from other people who cannot handle a full time participation.

Hey man, check out that pic I sent in Grape Chat.

by Ramphex February 19, 2019

Grape fart

A type of fart that occurs when a small amount of gas, usually the size of a small seedless grape, passes through the ring meat. Typically grape farts are odorless, rare, and silent and require unique position of legs and ass cheeks to occur. Studies show to increase the frequency of grape farts, limit intake of gaseous foods. ie, beans, broccoli, meat.

While on the way to the beach in Kevin's new truck, Scott has an "up-to-no-good" smile.

Kevin: Hey Ass-clown.... What's your deal?

Scott: Nothing, I just farted

Kevin: AWWWWW MAN!!! Thats not right! This is my NEW RIDE!
(Kevin rolls down the windows)

Scott: Chill....its just a grape fart.

Kevin: Oh...ok

by Key-Lime February 15, 2010

Pounding Grape

Drinking copious amounts of wine

"Are we pounding grape tonight Bella?"

by heifers anonymous November 18, 2011

Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

by MeHaveAids December 22, 2020

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004