stroke the cactus

Jerking off or stroking the male organ known as a "Penis" or "Dick"

I saw a bad ass bitch on the tv that got me super hard so I decided to stroke the cactus

by Mvrcv January 8, 2017

Stroke the monkey

Wanking.

Im going to stroke the monkey tonight.

by Lesbianfucker69 November 19, 2018

Shoulder stroke

The act of stroking someone's shoulder in a creepy fashion. Accompanied with the words 'Hi... buddy...'

Person 1: *Whistles innocently*
Person 2: *Shoulder stroke* Hi... buddy...
Person 3: *Shudders* You're a bloody creep!

by wellwitted November 7, 2009

Grace Stroke

The most wonderful, beautiful, smartest girl in the world. The bestest girl in the world.

Grace Stroke is my world I'd do anything for her.

by GrassCute November 19, 2020

Over Stroked

When a man pulls out too far during intercourse and misses the target on re-entry.

Herbert over stroked and almost broke his dick in half when he was pounding Gladys.

by Ramtar April 15, 2021

Caribbean Stroke

When you enter the shower with the same sex and curl you toes, clench you’re anal cavity as well as biting your lip as hard as you can while holding as much eye contact as possible.

“Oh boy I cant wait to do the Caribbean stroke with my best friend!”

by Sir Thickdick III March 13, 2022

cincinnati stroke

When your jerking off in front of your woman and right before you ejaculate she comes sliding in like Pete Rose

Cincinnati Stroke

by MuleKick February 14, 2014