Slab

a cartoon character or someone is is extremely ditzy but not necessarily in a good way.

man chad...youre such a slab

by suckerpuncher4206969 February 8, 2021

Slab

A term used for describing the fish known as a crappie which is very tasty to eat!

About to jump on this here ol boat and get me some nem slabs!

by Big pimpin fo show March 7, 2024

Whip da slab

Driving a car.

Ay you tryna whip da slab?

by skatman1 October 26, 2020

Slab

A Slab is a large piece of concentrated cannabis oil usually 1 ounce or more but can be less

Bro I just got this really terpy slab from__ best ounce ever

by Educated_stoner November 16, 2021

Slab

It just means cash

Z: are we meeting this weekend?
L: Nah mate low on slab
*laughs in Brazilian*
Z: xaxa poor boy

by NextJen March 22, 2025

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021