raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.

Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.

by MadiJane December 19, 2021

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Russian raccoon

Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.

Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.

by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018

Raccoon rage

When you are in engaging in the doggy style sex position you begin to scrape the entire back side of their body to arouse them!

Derek raccoon rage Melanie in the trailer park. Melanie then had to get a tetanus shot.

by Maddy Mackenzie is a whore July 8, 2012

Raccooning

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon

*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.

by manleeman June 14, 2011