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expanding the pond

Expanding the pond is when you have someone spread their asscheeks for you, making their taut asshole available. You’ll need both hands for this next part. To expand the pond, you push both of your hands inside the asshole and then from the inside spread the asshole wide open. This is expanding the pond. Once you’ve done this, a second person can now come in and fist the person who’s pond is expanded more easily.
I was having a threesome last night and one of the guys was totally expanding the pond!
by Cammythejammy February 22, 2023
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Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024
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The Mystery Pond

Any depth of undentifable liquid
by Hedonia January 22, 2024
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Pond abyss

Sometimes when you boot up gm_construct, the pond will be infinite.
Just a fun fact.
Don't go too deep.
person 1: have you encountered pond abyss in gm_construct??
person 2: yeah dude i saw the monster
person 1: what monster
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 9, 2023
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Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
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pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
by k'rk November 21, 2023
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pond lad

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
by k'rk November 21, 2023
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