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Spofford Pond School

A place where the girls talk exactly like the stereotypical way and the boys are only interested in Fortnite and sports, and walks right out of class to the bathroom for no "reason".
"Like, ohmagahd, she acts like a Spofford Pond Schooler!
by Tycho Nose May 25, 2018
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Pond Puppy

Nickname for a typical pond turtle.🐢
“I went to the park and fed the pond puppies today.”

Pond puppy, pond puppies
by Jim Spectre November 21, 2022
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Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”
“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night
by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017
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Rainbow Pond

A“Rainbow Pond” is the same thing as a “Pond” which is another way of labelling a type/sexual community except it is in reference to the LGBTQ Community because of the use of the word “Rainbow.”

Pond - is basically a metaphor for a group of fishes (people) that swim one way. In other words, it’s another way of labelling the straight/heterosexual community.

Rainbow Pond - is the same thing as Pond but due to the word “Rainbow” which refers to LGBTQ and Pride. The metaphor for the fishes within the pond are all fishes that swim more than one way (they’re people part of the LGBTQ Community).
Mercedeze: Never have i ever had sex with the same gender.

Sammie: Guilty as charged.
Mercedeze: Girl, no comment *winky emoji*
Chris: @Mercedeze Honey, yould you ever dip your toes in the Rainbow pond? LOL
Mercedeze: @Chris My Rainbow has a little pink in it.
by Issafact786 March 13, 2023
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pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.
"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."
by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017
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pond lad

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
by k'rk November 21, 2023
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Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.
"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."
by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017
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