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Picnic table crew

A crew that assembles to light up a bowl and get ubber high consists of awesome college kids
Sara via text is the picnic table crew going to meet

Ryan fuck ya last time at the picnic table crew sara lost her eyes due to super highness
by jong kerr April 18, 2011
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Picnic Today

An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
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Slick Picnic

The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off
Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday
by HoagieSupreme June 21, 2018
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university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.
They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.
by Adabeie July 11, 2016
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Picnic ass

1.
When a womens ass is large enough that when consumed you do not come up hungry.

2.
When a womens ass is used like a table to hold your plate of food.
1.Kelli has such a picnic ass, the last time I ate that booty I was not hungry for 2 days.
2. I went to Patty's house for dinner, she farted on my plate of hotdogs when I was using her picnic ass.
by jumbofupaass May 27, 2022
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Picnic basket

A person's hidden bag of fetishes. The things you don't even admit to your besties.
I'll tell you one fetish but I'm not showing you my whole picnic basket on the first date.
by laszlomann July 30, 2014
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Hitchens Picnic

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.
by Bruce M. F. MacDonald July 20, 2022
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