Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

Safety Car Merchant

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.

Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant

by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Free kick merchant

Is a person who cannot do anything on the pitch but score magnificent set piece goals.

A: What a goal from Ward-Prowse! We bangs another magnificent one!

B:Insane goal from him. But still, he's only a free kick merchant.

by Tommathy Simons December 11, 2023