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Jake

Jake is a very athletic, kind and attractive person. He is somebody you want to get with and if you let go you will regret it for the rest of your life. But, if you mess with Jakes friends or family he will be the first one to stand up and beat your ass. You want a Jake type in your life
-If you disrespect jake or his friends/family your in trouble

- Jake is compared to a gem
by FAP trib daddddddddy June 29, 2019
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Jake

Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
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Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.
“woah did you see Gibby?”
Nah bro that’s jake.”
by urmomsb July 25, 2019
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Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.
im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3
by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019
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Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there
wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!
by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019
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Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.
Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone
by MrNoogin November 12, 2019
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