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Beer Circle

The composition of at least 60 beer cans completing a full circle around a bonfire. All cans must be fully drank and then placed side by side until the circle is full. In most cases this consists of a group effort as it takes a minimum of two thirties to finish a circle. Any circle consisting of less than 60 beers is considered incomplete, inadequate and the participants should not feel any sense of accomplishment.

Upon completion of the beer circle it is appropriate for all who added to shotgun a full beer and throw it in the fire; yelling, shouting, screaming and intense make-out seshes should accompany this. Everyone should acknowledge that they cannot leave the fire until it has completely burned out. It will probably be around 3 or 4am at this time; many will be passed out and will wake up in the morning with casual beach goers staring awkwardly at them as they walk by.

The completion of a beer circle is something to be cherished and should be considered a life-long goal to any who have not finished one.
Marisa: Sooo... what's your goal this summer?
Billy: I gotta finish a beer circle before schools starts again. I'll cry if i don't.
Marisa: Totessss. I'll help and drink only 3 beers cause I'm a lightweight.
by thebelarussiandude March 14, 2010
mugGet the Beer Circlemug.

Fur Circle

(noun, adjective) Something on the human body of ambiguous location and context, likely surrounding one or several orifices.
Dude, my little brother was being such a smelly little fur circle today.
by dodez June 2, 2009
mugGet the Fur Circlemug.

Circle Merk

When a group of three or more sports teams destroy each other in cyclical fashion, creating a closed circuit of ass whooping or "merking".

It is counter-intuitive because it contradicts the notion of consistent quality and performance.

Team A decisively beats Team B decisively beats Team C but Team C somehow comprehensively beats Team A, completing the full round of mutual merking.
Gooner 1: I thought Arsenal was going to lose to Man City, because Man City destroyed Man United 6-1 and Man United destroyed Arsenal 8-2. But Arsenal actually just obliterated Man City 4-0!

Gooner 2: Hell yeah for the circle merk! GO ARSENAL!
by spriggan1 November 4, 2011
mugGet the Circle Merkmug.

cinnamon circle.

Slang for anus.
Aww man stop spreading your cheeks, i can see your cinnamon circle.
by Doctor Dec June 1, 2010
mugGet the cinnamon circle.mug.

Circle Back

Middle-management buzzword for the need to discuss an issue at a later time.
Since Andy dropped the ball on this one, we will have to circle back next week and go over the numbers.
by Rob Righter January 7, 2008
mugGet the Circle Backmug.

circle squirt

When girls get in a circle and squirt all over each others faces while making sex noises. Similar to the male circle jerk. Is commonly found in the suburbs south of boston.
lets have a circle squirt!
its already goin on girl!!!
WTF was that?
i just squirted all over your nose you useless hoebag.
by lkeajkgsd May 30, 2010
mugGet the circle squirtmug.

crop circle

similar to crop dusting when you fart while walking, crop circling is when you fart while walking through revolving doors
"I totally crop circled that old lady behind me walking out of the bank."
by tbonewalker December 21, 2008
mugGet the crop circlemug.

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