Burnt Cum

A taste describing something both revolting and unfavorable. Often with foods/drinks that a select few enjoy

Guy 1 - "Alright I got first round. Who wants Guinness?
Guy 2 - "Nah that shit tastes like burnt cum."

by dreisdrunk87 November 5, 2020

burnt carpet

When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.

I have a herpes breakout on my tongue. I should give Pat a burnt carpet tonight.

by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011

burnt martinez

When you attempt to do a dirty sanchez and you finger slips into the nostril instead especially effective after eating Mexican food

My dirty sanchez went arie and my finger went into his nostril and I just finished my Mexican dinner and caused a burnt Martinez

by Big Wilkie j May 16, 2016

Burnt dildo

When you take the ashes from a cremated body and put them in a condom and use them as a dildo.

Have you ever used your ex husband as a burnt dildo?

by Splooogier January 13, 2022

burnt chicken

A person on Xbox Live who talks crap about how good he is, and when you play him, he suck nads.

Wow that kid was such a burnt chicken last night.

by StirFriedCarrot April 11, 2009

burnt zergler

another name for mochiko chicken that is overcooked and rubberry (looks similar to a zergling that just got burnt by a firebat)

hey paul, you wanna go get some burnt zergler?

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2004

burnt toast

burnt toast, the guy who comes over drunk and toasted then drinks all your beer. then you say get out toast, you have burnt this bridge.

random toast: wheres the beer?

erik: the bridge is BURNT, you burnt toast!!

by mountaingoose September 4, 2010