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BOB (battery operated boyfriend)

A BOB or battery operated boyfriend, is a device that is available for people with BUFs (butt ugly faces). It is shaped like the male penis and has many different size and modes it can be used on. Only difference between this and the real thing is that the BOB will never reject u like John from 3rd grade. Unless u 1, have a rabid vagina or 2 run out of batteries.
Caitlin Jenner, it looks like someone hit you with an ugly stick, you should definitely buy a BOB (battery operated boyfriend) because not even Tom, the blind man with no legs down the road would fuck you.
by Samthedickslayer September 16, 2016
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lithium battery

type of battery used for low-power, high-reliability, long-life applications, such as clocks, cameras and calculators.
by ethan the g July 18, 2024
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Battery Acid

Industrial Acid for the environment to be screwed as sh!t.
Battery Acid is the next bleach and tie pods challenge.
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Batteries

The thing you use to fuel your xbox controller/flashlight
Guy 1:Hey,you got any Batteries?

Guy 2:Nope,what for?
Guy 1,My Xbox Controller
by Mineboi99 May 19, 2021
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flat battery

When somebody starts off fixing a headlight but then you realize your dash is taken apart. You’re fixin a flat battery
Did you see Damon fixin the blinker fluid!!! Total flat battery!!
by ashHaL1087 November 23, 2022
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low on battery

When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.
A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.
by bluestinger66 May 5, 2023
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Battery

This battery is brand-new!
by RandomLoser123 January 14, 2021
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