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Rubber Band

David, singing in an ascending tone: Rubber Band
by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
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band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members
The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.
by Sensei Ramen October 3, 2017
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Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.
Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.
by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011
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Twat Band

When you get the four (or six) plastic can rings (normally with an alcoholic beverage, i.e. Beer) and you and your friends put a hand in each ring and pull until one person is left with the plastic around their wrist. Thus making them a twat.
"Oh, lets play Twat Band!"
*Everyone puts their hand in and pulls*
(to the person left with the plastic on their wrist) "Twat!"
by CrazyRetard March 19, 2010
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Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Marching Band

The thing that every urban dictionary definition of it seems to despise.
Did you look at all the urban dictionary definitions of marching band?
by aosoiguhia January 23, 2019
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Marching band

a cult.
by wackbro September 9, 2018
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