Thanos turd

Upon completion of a “Thanos turd” half the population of the universe ceases to exist.

“Bro I just dropped the meanest Thanos turd”

by JKool650 June 8, 2018

Thanos fist

A thanos fist is when you lick and put gushers on your knuckles like your hand is the infinity gauntlet then you proceed to fist your partner. Then, you’ll remove your fist and let the gusher ooz out the anus and eat the gushers out of the anus or on your knuckles. Finally, you get to lick the oozing candy from the anus

We got bored of regular sex so my partner and I thanos fisted and it turned into a sticky satisfying experience:)

by Montravago April 2, 2019

Papa thanos

Papa thanos is who you’re daddy is when you’re playing endgame in fortnite. You are the chitauri, AKA thanos babies and thanos is your Sugar Daddy

Alex: Hey, we’re thanos babies
Me: yea, it’s time to have fun with Papa thanos
Arch: yOu cAn Be mY pApA tHaNos

by Wayne kurr May 4, 2019

Thanos the jackass

he is me when im high

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Im crazy Thanos the jackass

by evan.floden May 15, 2019

thanos truck

the most op thanos of all in all realms, and will destroy his opponent in one snap

THANOS TRUCK: did u hear about those truck battle? yeah he won with a snap right dude?

by LedgendŻ March 13, 2019

Thanos ass

When your ass gets smacked so hard the bruises turn purple.

Sally: Why can't you sit down?

Me: my boyfriend Thanos assed me and the pain is unbearable

by ChadTheRadDad May 28, 2019

Thanos Car

Big nibba riding on those hoes with that one-inch pinch

Thanos Car will rape your children and run over your nutsack.
You better not fuck with Thanos Car or you'll get snapped out of existence.

by Big_Nibba_69 May 28, 2019