octopus tenticle

Octopus Tenticle (Octo, puss; Tent, ikle) An uncircumcised penis. A penis with foreskin still attached greatly resembles octopus tenticle.

Ohh gross Hank just touched me with his octopus tenticle! FREAK!!!!!!!

by Dan Finnegan May 8, 2007

testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner

my balls are so chewy

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003

TesticKleaze

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."

"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"

by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 21, 2009

testickle

A sex toy shop

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!

by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

testackle

an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process

Dude, last night at the game I got testackled so hard I thought they had fallen on the ground!

by Jacob1012 December 1, 2009

testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles

John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.

by dewsax November 22, 2013