Alex From Target

A extremely hot guy seen working at target.

I say Alex from target yesterday he is so hot.

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

24 hour sniper target

An insult for an Indian telemarketer who won’t stop calling you on different numbers.

Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*

by Mechanist December 12, 2019

Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation

This occurs when men go into their dating apps and change all of their settings to ONLY target Asian women. This will allow the male to acquire Asians at scale and set up multiple dating opportunities in a short period of time.

This strategy works best when it is executed by a white male over 6 feet tall in a large metropolitan area.

Person 1 - Hey man I'm working on a Geo-Targeted Asian Sex Consolidation. I'm hoping for good results.
Person 2 - Dude we're in San Francisco - there are Asians everywhere! You are going to clean up!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Air-based vision locked targeting system

When you take a dump off a building and hit someone.

Them: Hey man, you should use your Air-based vision locked targeting system!
Me: Naa...
Them: Five bucks if you hit the baby
Me: Deal!

by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

Target Incognita

When you are trying to find a specific item in a Target but do not know where that item is stocked. The portion of the store which you do not know is Target Incognita.

“They just remodeled the store and moved everything, now everything is Target Incognita”

by snarf22 October 19, 2021

Target Looter Kang

Noun. A mockery of the Martin Luther King holiday in the US. Mail, government offices, and other services are closed.

Kangz is a word drawn from how African Americans say kings. Looter refers to how commonly African Americans take advantage of a natural disasters to rob stores.

Fuck Target Looter Kang day!!! I just want my fucking mail!!!!

What a way to celebrate black people.... by not working!

by Duke, PhD January 15, 2024