A boy who is addicted to playing video games with his buddies while secretly wishing he could go down on them. He is extremely awkward around women because his face is covered with acne. He also likes to expose himself to grandmas. It's a mommy thing.
Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Girls his age try to avoid talking to him because his breath smells like he just ate his dog's turds. His moto is...when you can't be with the one you love, love your own dick. Besides playing video games he likes to hang out in bathrooms and listen to people take a poop. Do not confuse him with a video nerd, a boy who beats off while playing fortnite.
Wow, that video turd tried to brag about being the next to last standing in fortnite but I had to turn away because his pimples made me gag and he smells like my cat's litter box.
by Yeahbutthis Istrue March 4, 2020
Get the Video Turdmug. From the movie "48 HOURS".
Jack Cates: You been dickin' me around since we started this turd hunt! Only thing you're good for is GAMES. So far, what I got out of you is nothin'.
Jack Cates: You been dickin' me around since we started this turd hunt! Only thing you're good for is GAMES. So far, what I got out of you is nothin'.
by Gunplumber January 24, 2006
Get the turd huntmug. A piece of shit, who wrongfully threw shade at Johnny Depp in order to join the me too movement . This basically ruined the man’s life. Depp did however get justice in the defamation trial.
June 1st, 2022 will forever be remembered as the Day that Amber Turd almost defamed Captain Jack Sparrow.
by cj_litt June 2, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug. The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010
Get the turd tuckingmug. by Thebomb.gov December 16, 2016
Get the Turd bagmug. Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
Get the word turdmug. An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.
by MomToKate September 27, 2010
Get the sprinkle turdsmug.