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deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus

When you put hotsauce on your hand and put all four fingers and the thumb up to the knuckles in a girl's ass and rotate your fist while reverse titty-fucking her as she sticks a pencil up your asshole and twists it.
On the way to the away game, Jill and I shared a deep fried turkey roll on a Tennessee schoolbus. My court date is next week.
by dickcheney December 5, 2007
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Tennessee Kisser

During a threesome, the man puts his balls in one girls mouth and then the second girl slaps the ball sucker in the face as hard as she can. This results in the ball sac being stretched through the teeth and tightening around the balls, which can't escape the mouth because of the teeth. The sensation is painful and sickening if sober, but while incredibly drunk and horny it's fuckin awesome. Also makes great pictures.
Matt was so drunk and horny last night he forced his mom and his sister to give him a Tennessee Kisser... but I don't know if that's why he didn't show up to work today Boss.
by Korvyn July 20, 2006
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Tennessee banjo in the casket

While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.
Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.
by JLBIII December 9, 2010
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Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.
"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"
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Tennessee Vampire

Anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

The person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. They are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no glass ( very classy! ). Are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
Nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
Did you see Devin at the party, he's a real Tennessee Vampire.

That stupid Tennessee Vampire drank all my good whiskey

Jill's been a Tennessee Vampire for a hundred years!!

All the Jack in the freeze belongs to the Tennessee Vampire
by IBchillin April 21, 2010
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Tennessee Sneezer

Tennessee Sneezer :

A meth huffing trailer park Diva.
Dude 1:

I was trouncing the tradesman's entrance of a Tennessee Sneezer when, she gripple locked my porn piston in a blood farting death grip.

Dude 2:
Your sick
by Jimmy Herndon October 23, 2011
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Tennessee Bo Jiggly

When a girls vagina goes inside your penis, preferably while on the floor of a meth lab. Or a log cabin.
I "Tennessee Bo Jigglied" that hoe the other night Raymond.

When I get my biotch to "Tennessee Bo Jiggly", it makes my jiggle wiggle.
by EFFNIGGASIMRONWEASLEY November 2, 2012
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