Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

by Winks99 May 04, 2019

flat tire

when a girl tries to give a man a blowjob, but the man stays fully un-erect

She tried to give him a blow job, but got the old flat tire!

by $heepstain November 07, 2012

tire fire

Pronounced TAR FAR by hicks, this is a pile of tires that is constantly on fire in a small town called Springfield. They have never put it out, but that's only because they are too lazy to even try.

How did a giant pile of tires get into the middle of the town, let alone catch on fire and stay like that for years? Exactly

by beattie April 17, 2005

ridicu-tired

When you're so ridiculously tired, you can't even bring yourself to prepare for sleep.

I want to shower before bed, but I'm ridicu-tired.

by squishy_bananas June 17, 2009

flat tire

the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.

My balls are loose, and it's time to pump my flat tire!

by taylor j. February 24, 2008

Mud Tires

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.

A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.

by BDouts November 30, 2008

Tire Biter

A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.

Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?

by Mr_Mischif April 09, 2007