The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

by Ethan July 13, 2004

I'll think about it

A polite way of saying "absolutely not".

"I'm gonna help Nick move this weekend, he said you can come too."
"How much is he paying you?"
"I'm not doing it for money, he's my friend and he needs a hand."
"I'll think about it."

by R. N. McFuckstain December 27, 2020

do_people_click_on_random_things?

Yeah Apparently

do_people_click_on_random_things?:

Apparently people also look at this part to so,
HELLO WORLD

by Etan888 March 14, 2018

think

The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.

Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!

by AYB May 27, 2003

I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

things trebek sucks

a category on SNL celebrity jeopardy.

trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?

sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH

by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010

I think I will be back

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

by wenimechuindasama October 24, 2020