soap trusted you

- Captain Price, an angry British man that has just punched you down the stairs with a .50 Cal.

This clip is commonly used after another clip (that somebody definitely searched for) of lewding something random er some shit idk search “soap trusted you” on YouTube

“Soap trusted you. I thought I could too. So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?”

frequently used in situations like: *hentai clip*

right before some porn shit happens: Price comes whooshing into the screen to save you from the horny and aggressively punches you down the stairs then recites the lines above, then puts a .50 Cal Desert Eagle to your forehead.

by chad_bro January 18, 2021

dude just trust me

A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.

*playing among us*

blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me

by Empress Jihyo October 21, 2020

trustafarian

priviliged white kids who subsribe to the hippie lifestyle (because they can) since they have no worries about money, a job etc. They can then devote their lives to eating organic, following Phish, and wearing dreadlocks (no need for job interviews).

Sarah is a trustafarian. It's totally evidenced by the combination of her brand new car and nice digs with her "earthy" clothes and dreadlocks.

by kayla December 3, 2003

Thrusty Sprinkle

A scatter or pour of small drops/particles of cum as a result of the penis thrusting too hard during intercourse prior to orgasm.

He was having the best sex of his life when I realized he was pounding me so hard he accidentally let out a thrusty sprinkle.

by Legs4days July 8, 2014

Trust The Science

A mantra of the 21st century, ominously similar to that of extremist religious inquisitions that would burn a 'witch 'at the stake for not conforming to a curated version of reality. It is a phrase repeated almost robotically by those who worship characters who wear religious garments -- I mean white lab coats.

'Trust the science' is obviously an inherently flawed idiom of people who do not understand the ideas they want others to conform to, as demonstrable reality, aka real Science does not require faith. Ergo, if someone tells you to trust the science -- run for the hills.

Normie: Will you just trust the science? Don't you know scientists have done science things?
Chad: How does one trust in science...

by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021

busted never trusted

a hideous person (usually a girl) that's also a triflin' liar

Dude 1: Damn, our hostess is so ugly!

Dude 2: Yea, and she said that our table would be ready 45 minutes ago!

Dude 3: She's busted never trusted!

by shawn123456 February 13, 2009

Thrusty Thursday

On every Thursday your dad makes your siblings wrestle each over until the last ones standing, after the competition is over the loser has to receive Wet Willy from the winner

“come on kids it’s time for thrusty Thursday!”
“Ohh man dad.. I don’t wanna get a wet Willy from joey”

by KAKKSKS January 4, 2022