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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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Hugo Thompson

Hugo Thompson is an in the closet homosexual, who insits on calling himself "h-man" when no one else will he has a serious addiction to viagra that will cause him to act like a deviant with no control
you need to stop using before you become a hugo thompson
by chizzlesticks420 May 3, 2022
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Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina
Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson
by Ohshit4real January 2, 2022
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Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation
"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"
by CactusInPot September 11, 2020
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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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Elisha Dane Thompson

A short youthful boy which loves to engage in intercourse with several arachnids and species alike. He has a knack for going full nelson on "thugs", or better known as muscular African-American men in low socioeconomic neighborhoods. He is also known for engaging in intercourse with domesticated animals such as tabby cats, and pet vermin.
I saw Elisha Dane Thompson the other day, he was sticking his shrimp cock into a snakes mouth so i fled briskly.
by r/treefookers February 7, 2024
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Emma Thompson

Most thoughtful, kind, loving, wise, and badass woman in the whole world. She is definitely a keeper and someone who will keep you in check. She also has a good sense of humor. She slays.
"IS THAT EMMA THOMPSON?!"
"Heck yeah, she is so amazing!"
"Word!"
by bigfanofu09 May 16, 2023
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