by jennypappy November 15, 2019

A man and a woman use a short (about 2inch long) piece of hose and proceed to connect thier anuses together with the apparatus. In a contest to see who has more rectal power, the two strain a shit out to see which will overpower the other in a strenuous competition, thus entering their spouse's ass cavity.
"That dump was nothin'.I got some pvc pipe at home Sally, wanna try the worm hole and see who really has a powerful shit?"
by Nick Stevenson August 26, 2006

Pretty self explanitory a cum worm is left over cum in your cock after an orgasm and it comes out while taking a piss.
by fuhco August 28, 2007

by JimTalbot April 17, 2009

The female version of Ride the Bull. In the missionary position with girl on bottom, the girl wraps her arms around the guys back. She then screams that she has some type of STD, and she tries to keep insertion for as long as possible. an example is "I have AIDS".
by Haselly January 27, 2009

The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009

*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
by averagec15 November 25, 2017
