Slab

an unecessarily hateful/and or toxic minor that needs to learn to move on or seems to be incapable of forgiveness.

"oh my god shut up you fucking slab" "don't worry bro, hes just getting attacked by slabs"

by YourBoiNero April 26, 2021

Slabs

Used whenever something is surprising, but not enough to say “woah” or “wow”.
May be used as a wicked form of exclamation, akin to “Pirates!”

Dude bro : “Yo Gurt, look at this art I made!”
Gurt : “Slabs!”

by Chuunophomia August 11, 2025

slab

another word for a weed pen

“bro lemme rip the slab.”

by Gary Williamson February 10, 2022

SLAB

It stands for sunset loving asian buddies

Oh, I’m part of SLAB!

by RainyBonobo976 May 17, 2022

boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)

"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"

by watermtunes January 2, 2023

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012

Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024