Seal spin

Seal pin
It's someone with a weird sense of humor of seals that spins.

Dude, you're such a seal spin!

by NoRealEnglish April 3, 2017

Seal Day

Seals are life. Seals are love.

24th of November is the day we celebrate the existence of seals. It’s the most important day of the year. Not many people know about it, but from now on it’s going to change. Seals are going to rule the world. They deserve everything. Fuck thanksgiving, it’s time for thankssealing.

We all have a seal inside of us. We are all seals. You, and you and YES you too. Don’t be ashamed of it. Be a seal. LET’S CELEBRATE SEAL DAY.

by julababulalolXD November 23, 2018

Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by aces17 September 5, 2008

Navy SEAL

Guy who is always down to take one for the team, forget life, limb, & pride and jump on the grenade.

Dennis is such a Navy SEAL. Last night at the bar, he totally jumped on the grenade so I could talk to her hot friend.

by Hugh Jarack September 14, 2005

Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

"I'll Seal the Envelope all Night"

by Envelope Sealer March 27, 2010

Seal Kiss

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.

John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up

by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009