Definitions by Walterworld

Sappy Seal 

A typical sex move in the northern hemisphere involves a gallon of vodka, a giant balloon (preferably 13-26m in diameter), three "Charlie's cheese-stuffed chimichangas," family-size, and a Bluetooth headset with an extendable mic.

You should have seen the look on Cindy's face when I finished with the sappy seal!

Sappy Seal by Walterworld April 4, 2022