Loaf Lord

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.

"Dude our Loaf Lord is accually hilarious"

by Epic989 May 4, 2018

greasy loaf

A large, satisfying turd. Solid in texture with a greasy surface. Slides out of the ass neatly, leaving little debris (skids).

Fuck me, I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter pushing out a nice solid greasy loaf.

by Lee1984Cornwall September 10, 2013

Bedside Loaf

A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.

I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.

by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020

Cooter Loaf

a vagina that is so crusty and dry that it is left in loaf form

"Damn Jess, if you needed to borrow the Crisco to moisten your cooter loaf why didn't you just ask"

by sam and junk March 28, 2009

Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

loaf loather

a person that unevenly slices homemade bread. (as if beaver teeth sliced the last piece)

“Evenly slicing fresh bread to make toast is very difficult if you live with loaf loather.”

by Wickedwitchflyingmonkeys May 26, 2018

Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand

My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022