test pilot

Someone who pretends they're going to buy a car but really they just want to have fun driving it and they drive fast and carelessly because its your insurance and its your car.

For Sale: 1993 300zx Twin Turbo, HKS BOV, etc. No Test Pilots!

by STillAk July 19, 2007

test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.

Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.

by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005

Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*

by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010

test tickles

The best kahoot name ever

Me: Hey read this really fast "test tickles"

My friend: Testicles
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaha

by Hdjsvtjs idk cdiscdjdvd December 15, 2019

Test Hell

A day that includes at least three tests, quizzes, or exams.

I was in test hell on friday after I finished my second quiz and still had one test to go

by trumpeteerx December 11, 2009

Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.

Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath”

by OliManter December 6, 2018

test match

an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.

Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”

Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”

by bromp February 22, 2010