Get the In the Millionth Termmug. "Short term" so "What happens WITHIN your lifespan (rather than outside of it)" Hedonistic which means "Your own desire forged by your own will or pleasure seeking" and Gratification means "Satisfaction of desire or pleasure seeking. It's a semanticly redundant phrase that Jordan likes to get paid to spout that literally translates to "Now pleasure pleasure"
Dr. JeepJorp "You're obsessed with your own short-term hedonistic gratification! If you weren't so evil and psychopathic you would be more concerned with my kids getting the things THEY desire during THEIR lifespans! THEIR short term hedonistic gratification! If I had to do it then EVERYONE should have to do it! I mean, not for their own kids because they might not ever have them but for MY kids! They have a responsibility TO ME to do that think I said!"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
Hym "No. I don't. You're trying to harvest my organs."
JeepJorp "You, um, owe it to YOURSELF! Yes, um, yeah I invoke your own self interest as the reasom you need to be harvested by me for my kids!"
Hym "I thought I wasn't owed anything. The only thing I'm owed in life is the choice between consenting to the harvesting of my organs and not doing that?"
JeepJorp "Yeah, um... It's Jesus! Jesus is, um, he said a thing though... Right? Like, he said stuff and... He loved having his organs harvested! He forgave us for... You know... Not knowing stuff, right?"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
Get the Short-term hedonistic gratificationmug. “Yummy in my term term” is another phrase for “yummy in my tummy.” The word “Term” is Alex’s Language (@Alex.your_friend) for “tummy.”
by Alex.your_friend June 10, 2023
Get the Yummy In My Term Termmug. person 1:Whats up with you and your ant?
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough
person 2: oh we are on texting terms so even though we live in the same house we dont ever talk we just text from different rooms
person 1: oh shit thats rough
by xX1TopShotXx June 29, 2018
Get the Texting Termsmug. A method of corporal punishment, often used by autocratic agencies, together with the conditions. Usually comes in the form of non-physical abuse and mental confinement.
by co5oo May 30, 2022
Get the the termmug. (they're forcing me to write this)
Term is a really pog kid with awesome blue hair and anyone who says otherwise will be bad
Term is a really pog kid with awesome blue hair and anyone who says otherwise will be bad
i like Term
by panfruit October 11, 2021
Get the Termmug. by The Original Agahnim June 1, 2021
Get the Good termsmug.