Hand Tattoo

A tattoo commonly found by those who are not concerned with the need for permanent employment such as wastoids. Often shoddy in appearance as they are done illegally these tattoos are common among the lower class and post punk MTV "rebels" AKA the ironically unemployed and the more skanky sorority girls AKA the town bike.

The unemployment line is full of single parents with hand tattoos.

Wow that is a nasty hand tattoo - well at least you know she puts out.

Typical conversation with person with a hand tattoo:
Maybe you can get a job at Urban Outfitters.
Nah that would require getting up and everything.

by yourmomisaskank July 16, 2011

Tattoo Remorse

Looking back on a tattoo you got when you were smaller, or thought would be cool, then you realize the tattoo is stupid and wish you had never gotten it in the first place.

im really remorse at my tattoo

Im really tattoo remorsed at my tattoo

by 454564dr5 October 3, 2009

mushroom tattoo

when someone (mainly a guy) trys to suck your dick and u smack 'em in the forehead with your wang. it leaves a mushroom-shaped mark.... hence mushroom tattoo

last night this fag was tryin to blow me and i gave that biutch a mushroom tattoo!!

by Ben Joseph January 18, 2004

blue tattoo

When the blue chemicals in a Porto-Jon splash up and tattoo your ass.

I used too much force dumping my load in the porto-potty and it splashed up giving me a "Blue Tattoo"

by Joe S2 December 25, 2005

Muslim Tattoo

The act of ejaculating on a fully ereted dick and then spreading the skeet around on it. The dick is the swung back using the hips and then thrust foward also using the hips greating a baseball like swing of the dick. This swing is derected at a persons cheeks and when it hits them it will cause a out line of the penis if performed correctly.

Yesterday Dave said he Muslim Tattooed her 3 times while they were banging

by Danny Dillado June 29, 2007

sole-tattoo

When you curb-stomp someone so hard, the tread of your boot is permanently printed on their face and/or head. Can also happen accidentally in a serious mosh pit, such as Slayer, Ministry, GG Allin, Cannibal Corpse, etc.

That fuckin' Neo-Nazi keeps punching people in the pit. Come on, we're all gonna sole-tattoo the fucker outside when the band's done.

by Dharma Midget May 9, 2018

Butterfly tattoo

Butterfly tattoo's spread awareness, educate, and bring hope to those suffering from self-harm.

Oh, you have a butterfly tattoo?

by StarxxStay August 8, 2023