Last Text Syndrome

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Fresher's Syndrome

The complete loss of social, sexual, and spacial inhibition associated with first leaving the parental home to enter higher education. Characterised by over-drinking, stupid dancing loud, loutish behaviour, indiscriminate promiscuity and general disregard for ones personal safety and reputation.
Common Phrases: "No condoms..? Well...YOLO!!" : "Hey, what happens in Kavos, stays in Kavos!!" : "A century of shots in one hour? Challenge accepted!!"

Girl 1: Have you seen Ella lately?
Boy 1: I've seen a LOT of Ella lately!
Girl 1: Meaning?
Boy 1: Its still freshers week and last night I saw 2 boys leave her room, she came out 5 minutes later, half cut and totally naked singing "I won the salami!!"
Girl 1: HAHA!! That's definitely fresher's syndrome

by belgianwaffler90 January 21, 2013

Dorian Gray syndrome

Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.

That guy is so obsessed with staying young, I think he has Dorian Gray syndrome.

by SuperShepherd52 February 7, 2013

The Sophie Syndrome

When you're fucking ill every fucking week, sometimes all year around...

Friend 1: hey, are you ill bro?
Friend 2: yeah bro, i got The Sophie Syndrome
Sophie: ffs, fuck you guys

by FreeNandos March 18, 2019

oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c

Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020

Idol Aya Syndrome

Instead of brain there is only Aya Maruyama.

Person: "Awwwwwww Aya is so cute I love her so muchhh"

"Yep this dude definitely has Idol Aya Syndrome"

by ohhhh idk idk idk whyyy May 15, 2020

Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome

When playing the videogame "Plants vs Zombies" or its sequel. The PvZ-Syndrome can occur. It is the feeling you get, when completing a level and all of your Plants are placed symmetrically on your yard. It can be experienced by any kind of person and not just by individuals diagnosed with the mental illness "OCD".
People affected by this syndrome state, that you are happy when completing a level, but you are happier when it is symmetrical as well and you feel a slight disappointment in yourself when it isn't symmetrical

"You can only feel the true satisfaction of completing a level when everything is symmetrical. When I defeat the last zombie, I will even take the shovel and remove plants so that everything stays symmetric."
-Anonymous

My Plants vs Zombies (PvZ)-Syndrome is making me enjoy the game less.

by FlipDesert August 22, 2021