Slon's rule

Slon's rule posits that no matter how obscure the activity, the most famous participants will have groupies. However, the quantity and appearance of groupies will vary wildly by activity and by the level of fame.

Ever since Bob achieved the grandmaster title he's been drowning in chess groupies, but that's what we should expect according to slon's rule.

by Slonny May 30, 2015

Slonaker

A big ass watermelon used for a dildo

Damn, that girl just shoved a Slonaker up her ass

by Yummyoreo5 July 14, 2016

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017

Salon Party

Picking your nose in public.( This is a common saying in Brazil )

Look at Paul, he is having a salon party. Or She is having a salon party 😂

by Juan T Horné December 16, 2017

shlontact

The ability to remove a sock whilst also changing the television with your mouth and anus.

Dude, I shlontacted the hell out of that remote.

by PimpdaddyEsh April 23, 2018