chocolate swing

A big muscular black guy that you befriend to get closer to his small white friend
You really used Ronny as a chocolate swing didn't you?
by First things first November 14, 2018
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Booger swing

A small steel or plastic hoop nose piercing worn through the septum.
" Hey broski/sisterrizzle, I couldn't help but notice your bitchin' booger swing and it's accompanying rider "
by Moe the homo August 18, 2013
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Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor
by Deinosaur January 31, 2017
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Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.
My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.
by MisterCucumber April 19, 2023
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Human Swing

The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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Fancy Swinging

Fancy swinging is swinging in a non-typical way such as Lap Swinging, Spider Swinging, or creating a Human Swing.
Example 1: Fancy Swinging is AMAZING!!!
Example 2: Hurry up and eat! We need to go Fancy Swing!!!
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Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009
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