Shritties

"Shritties sh·er·ī·tt·eeze
noun, adj. Combination of the words 'Shrek' and 'Titties'. Can also be pronounced as 'Shitties', but it is not recommended. Refers to shrek's massive moobies.

noun e.g:
"Those shritties are something else!"
adj. can also be used to express pure ecstasy, e.g:
"Bro, this place is the absolute shritties!"

by rowken September 11, 2022

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018

Bumched Shrit

1. An article of apparel that has become unsightly due to having gotten in the way of a guitra starp.
2. A shrit that has the state of being bumched.
3. An ongoing meh-meh on TDPRI that has reached legendary status due to its association with elevator riding bodybuilders, and oddly obscure tools no one can name.

I have a bumched shrit.

by Chudster1001 August 7, 2018

cranberry sprite

The holiest drink created by man through the recipe from niggas

Nigga imma beat yo ass up u don't drink cranberry sprite nigga

by F3rg1e21 December 5, 2018

blue sprite

A synonym for an alcoholic beverage. Generally euphemistic or comedic in nature.

Person A: What are you drinking?
Person B, intoxicated: Blue Sprite!

by Astroleaf December 28, 2020

Spicy sprite

i dont actually know how sprite can be spicy but if you think that you can leave😍

a piece of shit: "SPICY SPRITE EXIXTS YOU CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE 🤬 "

a normal person "sprite is normal"

by crustyshittypieceofhair April 1, 2021

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 11, 2021