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Baton Strikes

A group of men, usually led by someone named Derek, who meet up at a secret gym to engage in anal sex.
Dan: Looking forward to some Matroom 13 baton strikes this weekend. I wonder when Derek is going to let us know where we're meeting up.
Jason: I know right? Probably near an emergency room this time. He really had it rough with Scott and his crew really tore him up last go around. I had to get him to a doctor the next day. But he loves it so we'll see...
by Old Man Neltson July 26, 2023
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The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011
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Counter strike

A game made for kids who just stopped playing minecraft for 5 years. This game is a little bit on the slow side, but the overpowered guns insure for a quick death.
The weapon “skins” in the game that can be sold for real life money are found in ‘Crates’. These crates have a chance to give different rarities of skins (with a knife skin being the rarest tier.)
This game has been criticized for its “gambling websites” which allows people of any age to gamble their skins (which are worth real money) to have a chance to get a better one. It has also been criticized for its salty community.
“All these kids on Counter strike keep using those auto-snipers”
by xX_Boss_Xx December 9, 2017
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Hunger strike

People should do whatever they want in life, as long as they take the consequences that go with it. A hunger strike is no different.
By feeding someone on a hunger strike through a tube, they are trying to keep her alive even though she doesn't seem to want to be alive and won't feed herself. She isn't on her hunger strike for selfless reasons because she is human and not an animal, and her hunger strike was her own doing. Only animals are entirely innocent and selfless.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
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Ninja Strike

1. The act of screwing over a friend by throwing your genatalia in the air while he is talking to a girl.

2. The only way lonely men can get women to look at them.

3. When a group of ninjas karate chop your ass in half with chopsticks, a bag of rocks, and a dull ice cream scoop.
1. WHY DID YOU JUST NINJA STRIKE ME????!!!

2. That must of been a lonely bastard if he ninja stricked around Becca.

3. Detective: How'd he die?

Cop: He got ninja stricked...

Detective: Holy Shit..
by Francisco Perez IV July 24, 2011
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Drone Strike

delivering freedom in mass to third world countries specially in deserts for some reason
Sir are you sure you want to drone strike a village of innocent locals that have nothing to do with any terrorist organisation.
by Rehehehehehehehehe October 23, 2023
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Music Strike

A modern technological hunger strike in which the protester repeatedly listens to a song for hours, days or years to get a message across.

This can be effective for a music strike against the NSA as they get bored of looking at the same browser history.

The flagship song is "She will be Loved" By Maroon 5.
John: I heard Sally dumped you, how you feeling?
Derek: We're back together!
John: How?
Derek: I went on a music strike, listened to "She Will be Loved" 256 times and sent her screenshots; she took me back!
by Weetbix November 28, 2013
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