sock stampede

when you bang an ugly girl from behind and hide her gross fugly head by shoving it into the sock drawer, which causes the drawer to unlatch and dump socks everywhere

-hey dude, i didn't know you were doing laundry

-i'm not, i just gave your mom a sock stampede like 10 minutes ago and haven't had time to clean up.

by walcott August 20, 2008

waste scrambled egg

wasting scrambled egg.

It is bad to waste scrambled eggs.

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023

string or strapless

a term when offering to send naked pictures of ones self

"Hey babe- string or strapless ;)" Meaning she/he wants to exchange nudes

by docklon June 5, 2015

Calgary Stampede

The opposite of the Bucking Bronco, in which the male has his testicles bound, the female dons a strap-on and hops on the male, entering quickly - holding onto the bound nuts for dear life.

Good payback for women who have suffered the pain of the infamous bucking bronco .

"I pulled a Calgary Stampede on him last night. Stayed on a full 8 seconds, a new record!"

by Muffinzz September 9, 2011

Shrimpled

After having strenuous sex multiple times, ones dick becomes shrimpled (Shrunk, Crimple, Shrimpy, and Tired)

I met a girl at the bar last night, took her home, banged her and then woke up today with my dick all shrimpled.

by stutterking20 March 18, 2013

Strappleberry

A fool with a problem up in his house

Git the hell out of therr you strappleberry

by Max K November 6, 2003

Rubber Stamped

The act of pulling down ones pants and placing your asshole on the face of someone who is passed out and/or being held down.

"Damn, did you hear about John getting rubber stamped last night? It was fucking hilarious."

by Mike Follage April 15, 2008