scandalouswoman

A woman who revels in the power of cheating on her husband or boyfriend.

See scandalouswomen.com

by Stephanie September 2, 2003

Sandals & Socks

Sandals and socks are a common fashion item for age 50+ tourists and an extra item for when jesus's feet get cold.

Sandals & Socks
Dude-Damn my feet are cold but i don't wanna take off my ultra cool 3 strap sandals, what should i do?
Old man tourist-Get some socks!

by Robyn-Haych December 28, 2008

ass sandals

When you shove each individual foot up each of your side bitches asses and walk them down the street.

My ass sandals keep complaining about my other bitches. Imma just put my Jordans back on.

by Sasparilla Cumsquat February 11, 2015

standana

The scarves that hang from Aerosmith's Steven Tyler's mic stand.

The "rock radio sucks" argument is older than Steven Tyler's microphone standanas.

by daniel gillies October 25, 2007

standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.

hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!

by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

Man Standard

To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...

He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.

by MatthewKeen May 25, 2009

Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.

J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"

by Smackhound March 27, 2011