Nike Squeak

The distinct, high pitched squeak made when fresh Nikes hit linoluem. The term was coined by Rynizzle who upon hearing the squeak his Nikes made, felt the need to name it.

You hear that? That's pure, unadulterated Nike squeak.

by Karnan October 2, 2007

squeakafunk

The sound a fart when one farts in a chair

The squeakafunk resulting from Petey's fart was deafening!

by charlie stratton April 25, 2008

squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.

I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"

by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008

squeakup

Through the nose, exhale slowly with a soft 'hmm', then inhale sharply (also through the nose), producing a 'hmm-hp!' sound. This is a squeakup. Looks and sounds similar to a hiccup, and is extreme happiness in sound form. It is often accompanied by a facial expression of glee, and is highly contagious.

When Emilio squeakupped in delight, Paula couldn't help but mimic.

by Ch'mera Toryn January 7, 2009

Squeakin' It

Befriending your friend's girlfriend with the intention of gettin' up in it.

Yo, isn't that Mike with Dre's ex-girlfriend?!

- Yeah he was totally squeakin' it though...

Damn, they used to be roommates too..

by R.Meinen December 3, 2011

Squeakocity

The level of audio for determining how squeaky an object is.

Person 1 - "I have a chair that's very high in squeakocity."

Person 2 - "Oh, that must be very annoying. My bed has a pretty low squeakocity level and even that gets on my nerves."

by rickput7 August 11, 2012

SqueeKawaii

An over-obsessive fangirl's description of a cute guy in a cartoon that they're obsessed with.

Omg! Remy Buxaplenty is so SqueeKawaii!
I wouldn't take it that far, bro...

by Kawaiikitsune August 22, 2014