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urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.
John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."
by Duhnilo June 11, 2009
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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Singapore Squat

When an oriental squats and shits in an American urinal, typically a foreign exchange student who is new to the country.
Did you see Xio Ping? He pulled a Singapore Squat by room 412!
by paftdunk May 22, 2019
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Squat Blossom

by Wrmage7 May 19, 2010
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Sriracha Squat

When a chick sticks a funnel in a guy's dick hole and fills it with Sriracha Sauce. When he cums, he passes the sauce back to chick who then quickly gets up, squats over his face and queefs in his eyes.
"We decided we wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so it's time to try out the Sriracha Squat"
by LilSharkyPleb October 22, 2017
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squat cobbler

Someone who gets a sexual thrill by sitting on pie.
"Sunny thought Bob had a foot fetish, but he turned out to be a squat cobbler guy."
by Manny Petty September 3, 2016
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taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.
We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.
by kristina123 October 26, 2010
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