Pineapple Spread

When you cum in her, and she pisses so the "spread" comes out mixed together.

"Yo, that bitch was fucked up, we made some pineapple spread man!"

by Trendstarter4689 January 8, 2018

Sandwich Spread

Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.

Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.

Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Ghetto spread

When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.

Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that it’s either butter or hemorrhoid cream.

by Coolcat11:11 September 4, 2021

ghetto spread

A stock trading strategy invented by the Trading Fraternity meant to make plays "free". This strategy involves purchasing a call or put then locking in profit by selling an option further out the money.

We bought 2 TLT February 12 165 calls for .21 then ghetto spread it making free by selling 1 February 12 170 call for .42

by Cult Member Chad September 21, 2020

moose spread

a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by Ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. Made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.

"God DAMN that's good moose spread!" the Ukrainian said to his Amish neighbor

by numbah one amish skanksta September 7, 2008

Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.

Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.

by YAWA March 5, 2020

Lay it low and spread it wide

A Braxton Family Values original phrase by Mama Evelyn. He said this to his ex husband Michael Braxton Sr. It means he was a bitch ass hoe that put women down to bed and then opened their legs to have sex.

I just don't fuck with him anymore that's why I divorced his ass cause he lay it low and spread it wide.

He was a fraud ass nigga because he lay it low and spread it wide behind my back.

by KB_M December 29, 2017