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spoosy

One who daydreams and mistakenly hears a word (or phrase) which actually means something else

The act of misunderstanding the meaning of the speaker
May sure is spoosy today. When we talked about how some people eat cats, she thought we were talking about literally eating pussy.
by stev609 September 18, 2008
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spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.
It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.
by Little.Fire June 4, 2018
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Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.
Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.
by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003
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Spooky Graveyard

The act of cuming on someone's taint exclusively.
John- Did you hook up with Sarah last night?
Carl- Yo, i gave that bitch a Spooky Graveyard, son.
John- Nice, nice.
by Joe Comma November 18, 2006
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Ping spoofer

Someone who is bald and likes the number 14 using there 4chan hacking skills to make you bald.
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Spoonie

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.
My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)
by LittleGus April 21, 2018
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spoonfeed

v.

1) to give out information in an overly obvious, even patronizing manner. Done intentionally for the purpose of being rude, or perhaps done by a teacher too lazy to engage his/her students in discussion (by attempting to prevent discussion by leaving no room for speculation). Done unintentionally by people simply trying to be clear (I'm toeing the line right now, lol), or by those who don't understand the power of understatement. When such behavior is comical--see captain obvious

2) Telling people only what they want to hear, or only what you want them to hear, aka, disguising opinion as fact.

Not to be confused with spoonfed, which refers to those who are unable to care for themselves physically or mentally and so must rely on others. Derogatory.
1) Example:
Customer: So, what's wrong with my car?
Mechanic: Well, there seems to be a problem with a differential...differentials are sets of gears that...
Customer: Hey, no need to spoonfeed me, sir. Just give me the facts.

2)Think back on all the political speeches you've ever heard or polit. editorials you've read. Remember the ones telling you to 'take heart in the current crisis, and stand strong, because America is God's country and we WILL triumph over evil'?
yeah. Spoooonfeeeeeding
by down_2_earth_angel March 23, 2007
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