Spontaneous Salad Tosser

To show up at a place (most likely a house party) only to eat someone out and leave unanounced

I pulled up to this random house party, met a hot chick, pulled the spontaneous salad tosser and dipped

by Sgt. Pepper himself January 8, 2026

Generation spontaneous

Where a living thing can turn into a non living thing

The locker went through generation spontaneous when it turned into a hamster.

by Generation spontaneous is REAL May 10, 2018

calculatedly spontaneous

Being spontaneous in a calculated way. People who are calculatedly spontaneous have an ability to balance their own personality with themselves; linked with Many Personality Unorder.

When asked about his personality, John Doe just said "calculatedly spontaneous."

by Not Ericc January 29, 2020

Magically spontaneous

The difference between a cream-pie and a facial

I’m about to be magically spontaneous watch this...

by Chaunceythegod22 March 3, 2021

non spontaneous sexual

A person who does not have spontaneous sex with their partner but instead prefers to plan any sex on certain days of the week.

A person who has an extensive list of can and cannot on how sex will go down before you go down provided that is on the ‘can’ list.

“Did you hear that Montana is non spontaneous sexual?”

“She doesn’t get down with spontaneous sex and is a bit like going to a club or bar has a shit load of conditions prior to entry”

by Deefa23 March 19, 2024

At spontanit?

The question an Israeli fuckboi, aka an Arsim, asks you when he’s trying to get in those pants.

At spontanit? Yalla, come check out my balcony that overlooks all of Florentin.

by rhetoricalrizzler October 15, 2025

X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011