spont

Slang for "spontaneous erection"

I was drivin down the road and all of a sudden I got a spont.

by Ben Jackson August 7, 2006

Splotch

A noise that a glue stick makes when it hits the paper.Think about what I have said.:)

Alyssa hit the paper with the glue stick , the glue stick hit with a big splotch!

by Uhhhhhh that paper June 16, 2017

Cunt splonge

boo ya! cunt insult

or

genital flan type infection ;)

''fuck you, you cunt splonge"

or

doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'

female 'my cunt is all splongey'

by stace'cunt'osaurus November 15, 2011

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007

Sploot

The Man Milk that comes from your baby maker

John: I just splooted inside my cousin!
Raymond: We're no longer friends

by I like racism June 19, 2017

Splort

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

by 0SED4X November 11, 2013