splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.

guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!

by runte November 14, 2020

splinter cell

fuckin greatest game ever.

sam fisher is a splinter cell in the greatest game ever.

by Nick April 4, 2005

Helicopter Splatter

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.

Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

Head Splinter

A painfully annoying song that gets stuck in your head, in extreme cases, impeding everyday tasks.

I've got "I don't feel like dancing" stuck in my head, it's a real head splinter!!

by TC99 December 26, 2009

spitter

One who does not swallow ejaculate after oral sex, but instead spits it out.

I want a swallower, not a spitter.

by D January 12, 2004

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008